Toddlewand

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.

After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.

by Punjab January 14, 2013

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"

Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.

by crispacuity March 29, 2015

toddlerocracy

(1) A system of government, or a state/kingdom, ruled by the toddler in residence. (2) Control of an organization or group by the toddlers of its membership.

No sleep was ever allowed in the oppressive toddlerocracy.

by DJMatticus October 20, 2015

Toddles

A gorilla-like mutation which goes by the name of "Nia" found on IMVU. Likely originated from the deep depths of the african jungle. Usually hairy, gooey, deformed face area. Also deadly when touched. Beware.

"EW! Watch out for that Toddles! You don't want to catch Down Syndrome!"

by Lollipop IMVU June 22, 2016