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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.
every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
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by simonizer June 2, 2008
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Throating

The act of putting your neck in between a females legs and putting your throat directly on her clitoris. You start of by talking calmly, and escalate to singing opera. By the time you are done singing she should have came. REMEMBER: It is the best if she is still panties/thong or thin shorts. Could leave you with a sore throat so bring throat lozenges.
i am the best at throating
by daTHROATER September 20, 2010
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throating

The reverse-burping sound made after drinking too much of a particular beverage, usually coffee.
1. Mike, are you throating again?
by s_murcastle December 12, 2014
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Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have had oral sex before.
"Dude I was like, so do you have a clean throat, and she was like no but I know how to blow!"
by Tootie Angel November 17, 2009
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butt throat

a derogatory term that can be used as a noun, or adjective.
WHAT A BUTT THROAT!!! jane is such a butt throat!!!krusty is a butt throat!!! that's so butt throat
by jeff randy December 18, 2007
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Throat Rape

Adjective:
1. Used to describe when a food tastes so bad that its consumption is comparable to raping your throat.

Noun:
1. The act of forcing one to take a penis or another object (like vile food) into his or her mouth for another's own pleasure as a measure of your dominance.
Ralph: "Damn son, the Mac & Cheese at Jone's Restaurant is so salty it feels like I am being orally sodomized by a pillar of salt."

Jamaloquandray: "You got that right pilgrim, that shit's utter throat rape."
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tongue down your throat so you get your voice back

if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
by Carl Peterson April 7, 2008
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