When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.
by httpscam August 16, 2021
Get the Sour-Patchmug. A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
Get the orangutan patchmug. by patches o hullihan August 31, 2010
Get the patch the fencemug. by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017
Get the Zebra patchmug. When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 19, 2020
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug. The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
Get the The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)mug. The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016
Get the smoosh patchmug.