bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.

You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!

by Shapely December 7, 2010

Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

by richippr October 1, 2008

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009

beard grinding

when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.

You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?

by the phenomenom December 23, 2008

leprechaun in the beard

When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.

Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.

by TeamHiscock January 15, 2014