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by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

toxic binary system

The pinnacle of codependency.

After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

Emergency Alert System

a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.

“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”

by fuck you ea September 18, 2023

Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

system of a down

A band that has no concept of what music is. Lyrics are good but musical talent completely sucks.

(3 yr old banging on pots in the other room)
Husband- Honey hes beating on the pots again go get him.
Wife- No dear thats your daughter listening to favorite band system of a down.

by A50CalZuluSniper March 26, 2009

system of a down

an over hyped band with millions of gullible, impressionable teenage fans (witness the overwhelming amount of thumbs down this review will inevitably get). said fans believe anyone who doesn’t like system of a down to be extremely stupid, and often accuse them of being "too dumb to understand the 'deep' lyrics." of course, the band's leading guitarist and songwriter, Daron Malakian, admits even HE doesn't understand his own lyrics. System of a down loves to bash America’s capitalist society, then the band members turn around and cash their multi-million dollar record label checks. hey system, I’ve got an idea for your next album title; "HYPOCRACY!" (don't worry guys, your fans will falsely interpret the title and believe it to have a deep political message. good luck!!)

system of a down fucked the system so much that all the band members got std's.

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system!
Fuck the system!!
War!
Fuck the system!
War!

wow...that's deep

by someone SOAD fans hate May 19, 2006

system of a down

The Led Zeppelin of the 90's, unique, awesome, and will live on for the rest of eternity as one of the greatest bands of all time.

person a: which was the last original band to come out this century?
person b: well that would definately have to be System of a Down

by Layf October 11, 2006