Pele syndrome 

Megalomania; Extreme vanity and conceit; Pele syndrome is characterized by an inflated sense of self-esteem and overestimation by persons of their own powers.

An older name for the mental condition is narcissitic personality disorder. In extreme cases, a person with the Pele syndrome might refer to themselves in the third person (as Pele himself).

Muhammad Ali ("I am the greatest"), Cristiano Ronaldo ("I am rich, famous, and a great player") are the prime examples of people with the Pele syndrome.

Leaders of religious cults and dictators usually have the Pele syndrome.

Historically, Alexander the Great and Joseph Stalin are said to have the Pele syndrome.

The prime example of someone with the Pele syndrome is Pele himself. In the last 40 years he has regularly come out with such pronoucements as "I am the greatest", "I am still the greatest", "There will never be another Pele", and the nugget "Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele".

Pele syndrome by Zeus is the Lord October 29, 2011

Suburban Syndrome

Carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs

Symptoms may include:
1. Not locking car doors
2. Jogging on the road
3. Leaving your house door unlocked
4. Leaving car keys inside the car
5. Walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music

Tim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jerry last night ?
Nick: No what ?
Tim: He got his car stolen at a gas station

Nick: How ?
Tim: Probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack
Nick: Damn how could he be so stupid ?
Tim: It's probably the suburban syndrome

Suburban Syndrome by UnknownUDPoster August 25, 2013

lego head syndrome 

When a person gets or has a haircut that resembles that of a lego figure.

Mark: Damn, did you see Jeffrey's hair last night?

David: Yea, his barber must love giving his customers lego head syndrome.

lego head syndrome by DavidGend January 20, 2011

Flat Dick Syndrome 

A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.

Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.

Flat Dick Syndrome by Magesh October 19, 2012

Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome 

When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.

Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.

Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Broken Bird Syndrome 

Women/Men who have broken bird syndrome tend to gravitate towards people they want/feel the need to mother,nurse,and/or nurture back into wholeness.They tend to give their all but not receive a lot in return ultimately leading them to grow resentful in their seemingly one-sided relationship.

P#1-"I don't understand why she's staying with him when he's so damaged."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."

Broken Bird Syndrome by <3Juno January 17, 2020

White Woman Syndrome 

The process of indignation that sweeps over a woman of caucasian descent, in which she believes her thoughts words and actions are above reproach and infallible; especially in the presence of minorities or dissenting opinions by other members of her race or authority figures. Be it at a barbecue in the park, a condo door entrance, or the parking lot attendant booth, she is right, you are wrong, and you owe her an apology and undying fealty for crossing her path.

While this condition can seemingly be found in women of other races, there is a level of unquestionable umbrage and privilege combined with an immunity to facts and logic that only seems to be extended to and affects white females of a certain persuasion.

This lady at the park has white woman syndrome. She questioned why I was sitting on the grass enjoying the sun, because she doesn't think I belong there. Then she called the cops on me, and yelled at them when they refused to ask me to leave.

My neighbor has white woman syndrome, she stopped me from entering the buildings front door last night, because I can't possible afford to live there, and she knows everyone. She started screeching at me after following me to my door and watching me open it with my keys.

This Becky has white woman syndrome, she's angry that my date and were seated to a couples table, before her and her big ass family, even though we got here at the same time. Now she's lying to the manager and asking for a comp meal, before they've even ordered.

White Woman Syndrome by nationaltelex February 25, 2020