Swifta247

#1.swifta247~(verb)To be "QUICK" To be "FAST" twenty four hours a day and seven days a week. Always on "GO QUICK GO FAST GO ALLTIME". #2. Swifta247~(underground rapper,performer and writer) raps quick and fast. Performance get you on going. "Amazen unsigned artist." "TRUE VOCALS! TRUE HIP HOP FLO'. His flava is unreal,swifta! Google "SWIFTA247" song RIDE N HIGH*NOT UR FRND*DOMINATOR

SWIFTA247

by Dwn4whtever agent January 1, 2012

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

Cheesey Switch

A really fat, smelly woman that doesn't wash her "switch" for months, even years. It gives off the odor of Parmesan cheese mixed with dirty nappy/tampon.

Naz: "Hey what the hell is that stink?"

Ryan: "It's fuckin Cheesey Switch."

Naz: "What the fuck? Does she even wash that switch of hers? I bet it has dregs of dried up blow and piss in there."

Ryan: "It's one hellava cheesey switch, man."

by Itallian Stallian August 9, 2008

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

Tater Swift

I male over 30 who is a Taylor Swift fan.

Whats up with all these Tater Swifts in coffee bar.

by killbob77 February 25, 2015