Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

by SmutLion December 13, 2010

Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 9, 2010

white guy surprise

A white guy surprise is when you first see a white man's penis for the first time. You never know what you are going to get. It's a white guy surprise.

Tonight I saw Brad's penis for the first time, it was a white guy surprise.

by TerCar June 3, 2017

brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

by pkbm July 21, 2006

BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.

Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.

by Dr. Spicoli September 5, 2008

Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 1, 2008