Sucking Lemons

7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.

After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.

Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.

by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018

suck a cactus

A derogatory term use when someone is mad, as an insult. Meaning to go suck a guys dick with herpes bumps on it

Bob: "You're a bitch!"
Bill: "Go suck a cactus!!!!"

by Mr Cactus Dick May 17, 2014

suck soup

To do crack/cociegne

Mary sucks soup, with the rest of the drug addicts

by Naveed Naficy November 22, 2004

ass sucking

To suck or lick an ass, drinking all the juices and pulling your tongue deep inthe asshole. You get a really good taste(I have tried it with my cousin)

My Cousin: Will you suck my nude ass Eidur?
Me: With such a great pleasure!!!

Then my cousin got naked and gave me his hairless ass.
After I ve finished, he said:

That was the best ass sucking.

(This happend really)

by E. Fredriksen16 December 7, 2006

Sucking me

When a person is bothering or annoying another person. When a person is being nosy.

"Nick why are you constantly sucking me?"
"You're always sucking me, mind your own business!"

by wordgod May 3, 2014

teh suck

According to the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, what the Plutionions are.

Emory and Oglethorpe... Were not invited is the end of that sentence! Plutionians are teh suck!

by madrhetoric May 7, 2005