Pearl G-String

A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.

Joe: Wanna go to the beach?
Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.
Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.

**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**

by Aww Skeet Skeet Got Damn August 9, 2008

worm on a string

A type of furry sex toy meant for anal penetration.

Boyfriend: "Are you kinky?~"
Girlfriend: "I mean.. I kinda like worm on a string.."
Boyfriend: "What the fuck."

by klopis nilki November 16, 2019

rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008

stringy man

a guy who cant hold his booze and passes out on the garden path and then becomes analy retentive when smashing the glass against the wall
otherwise known as string dick

the string dick smashed baldys passion pop all over the wall

by brog August 13, 2004

shrink

someone to "help" you with yoru problems

The mistake most of us make is that the state appointed shirnks are our "friends"

by m2rockerchic November 16, 2003

The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.

1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

stringy

see n00b, newbie, asshat or assclown

Stringy is such a n00b/newbie/asshat/assclown

by stotteh January 10, 2004