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Cleavage steamer

The act of defecating down a woman's cleavage.
"Then he gave me a cleavage steamer! It was so hot!"
by Mrbleh July 15, 2023
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JCEVO Steamer

Two dudes come out of a hot closet together. One of them farts and it smells distinctively like the other dude.
After the fall of Julius's Dynasty, JC had nothing better to do but engage in a JCEVO Steamer with his best mate.
by Superfans August 25, 2023
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Zambezi Steamer

A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.

Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.

So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.
Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 11, 2023
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floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
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Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
by JMH85 February 16, 2010
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back out a steamer

Hey Rodney!
I running a little late, I got to go to the shitter and back out a steamer!!
by bah_bah2 August 31, 2010
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Double Decker Steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...
After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.
by Billy Bob Ray October 9, 2010
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