strawberry bracelet

the bloody ring left from the condom on the shaft of the penis after sexual intercourse with a female on her period.

I banged this skank on the rag. When i pulled off the rubber i saw she gave me a strawberry bracelet.

by fckyeah November 3, 2009

Strawberry

A person who is green with red hair, who reeks of dead mice

I smell dead mice, there must be a strawberry around.

by TomRobinsonsDick March 2, 2010

strawbrerry short cake

when you bust in a girls face then procede to punch her in the nose drawing blood, then you rub in the blood with the cum

After Day Day busted in marias face he gave her a strawbrerry short cake.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

Strawberries

Delicious deadly fruit.

Clara is allergic to strawberries.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

Strawberry Blonde

A mixed hair color consisting of blonde and red

Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop December 2, 2018

strawberry kiss

A kiss from a women wearing red lipstick.

I gave Ken a strawberry kiss.

by T!nk November 21, 2013

strawberry picking in a white dress

When a girl visibly stains her clothes with menstrual fluid she is said to have been:
'strawberry picking in a white dress'

1- Where's Sarah?

2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.

3- Oh! Poor girl!

by OHJEAH February 5, 2012