The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 28, 2010
Get the rusty stampmug. The act of licking the foot of an individual for the purpose of giving said individual sexual gratification.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
Get the foot stampmug. Rhianna stamps is close to extinction, not only because of her hair colour but her sense of humour is close to getting her killed!
by Orange Soda January 27, 2014
Get the rhianna stampsmug. Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
Get the chicken mail stampsmug. by skunkstunk February 13, 2025
Get the starfish stampmug. Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the vatican postage stampsmug. Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020
Get the Crap Stampmug.