The Wooden Spoon 

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

The Wooden Spoon by Nicko Tay July 5, 2020

sex on a spoon 

an attractive person

phwoar she's sex on a spoon

sex on a spoon by Lel July 23, 2005

Rusty Spoon 

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

Rusty Spoon by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

flat bamboo spoon by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

poon spoon 

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

poon spoon by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

Big spoon 

When two people are lying in a horizontal position, it is the person in the back. The big spoon is typically larger than the little spoon, for example a Megaladon is very large and therefore a big spoon. Female big spoons commonly have a fondness for younger men.

Girl 1: So I hear you pulled Harry from One direction last night, isn't he a bit young for you?

Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon

Big spoon by there's_a_snake_in_my_boot November 14, 2012

rusty spoon 

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

rusty spoon by neox273 May 15, 2009