sex on a spoon

an attractive person

phwoar she's sex on a spoon

by Lel July 23, 2005

Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

Big spoon

When two people are lying in a horizontal position, it is the person in the back. The big spoon is typically larger than the little spoon, for example a Megaladon is very large and therefore a big spoon. Female big spoons commonly have a fondness for younger men.

Girl 1: So I hear you pulled Harry from One direction last night, isn't he a bit young for you?

Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon

by there's_a_snake_in_my_boot November 14, 2012

rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009

gag me with a spoon

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly

"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"

by hug6trees August 3, 2009