[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008

split screen

When two couples bang in the same room. Normally associated with drunk nights.

So we were split screening these girls... then it got weird cause he started screen peaking.

by McJon October 16, 2012

splitz

Best 80 ping console tunisian player

I got shit on by splitz today , he is really good smh

by Vsplitz September 20, 2020

shit splitters

Another word to explain thong underwear!

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 27, 2009

Crushing Splits

Slang term for sexual intercourse; specifically referencing vaginal intercourse.

Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.

Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"

by Drevin August 5, 2009

Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

by dolphy93 November 5, 2014

Banana split

When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"

"Woah bro I didn't really think she'd do the banana split!! "

by Black lémon June 7, 2016