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Swaggerlacking

One who lacks swag. Duh. A person who is swaggerlacking obviously has no game with the ladies/fellas. Thus, they are not datable or bangable.
Chick one: What ever happened with you and that bro you met at the frat party last week?

Chick two: After we became facebook friends, he went through all my albums since '06 and told me he has a pink tie that would match my homecoming dress from my sophomore year of hs perfectly.

Chick one: DAMNNN could of told you he was swaggerlacking.
by thisbittychick December 30, 2011
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Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger
Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.
by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011
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Swaggernaught

A person who is obsessed with getting money on Swagbucks. You can see such at: swagbucks.com/refer/HunterHybrid
Dude 1: Yo I just maxxed out my gift card redemptions for the month, looks like I'm saving up my points for next month haha!

Dude 2: You must be a Swaggernaught then, how do u get gift cards like that?

Dude 1: I just goto swagbucks.com/refer/HunterHybrid and use that instead of Google!
by HunterHybrid April 18, 2012
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Swaggerjets

Synonymous with 'Swaggerpants' or just 'swag'.
"Calm your swaggerjets."
by omgbeckysass October 24, 2012
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swaggerfice

A term used when you sacrifice one thing (i.e. comfort) in order to have swag.
Me: Bro, my shirt is so tight!
Bro: Dude, that's the swaggerfice you have to make to get at that chick!
by danniepack May 22, 2013
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swagger gagger

Being so sick of this stupid shit that the secret in the closet douche bags use to define themselves; ie swag, is so over used and pointless that every time the word swag is used, you gag a little bit (or a lot! )
Douche bag: "Yo bro, I got my swag on!"

Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"
by sosickofthestupid! February 5, 2014
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shaggers balls

Saw testicles from striking them repeatedly in you partners face, or against her vagina during the act of sex.
Peter has been having intercourse all night and can't walk properly today because he has shaggers balls.
by Jake the Blake February 10, 2014
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