Martini Shaker

The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.

Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.

by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008

bunz slayer

He who is most prodominant in slaying bunz and cheeks!

That guy is a bunz slayer!

by Sir Luther Bunsingtongeter II February 6, 2010

half-slacker

a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.

My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.

by bobthebuilder326 September 30, 2009

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

Hog Slayer

One who hooks up with very large women after he has had a few drinks.

See that guy over there? After a few drinks he becomes the hog slayer!

by Boogabear April 10, 2011

Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013

pennsylvania slamer

The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.

Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.

by penetrationmachine69 March 14, 2015