sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.

That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎

by decba May 10, 2024

Sigma

A very sexy ass looking person who has success in all areas in life. He knows how to handle business inside and outside of the bedroom. Sigma is above an alpha. Sigma’s are fucking badass and their level of masculinity is as high as it can goes.

“My boyfriend is such a sigma.”
“Damn, he smells good and looks good and is very masculine, what a sigma.”

by Iknowhowtodoshi May 31, 2022

Sigma

A kindergartener who watches YouTube Shorts and only listens to phonk, and bases their life on the movie American Psycho, and its protagonist, Patrick Bateman.

Person 1: L TikTok! W YouTube Shorts! I love phonk music! L LGBTQ!
Person 2: Damn, that 2 year old is a sigma.

by mynameisntjohn May 1, 2023

Sigma

A person who idolises Patrick Bateman, homelander, Walter white and Tyler Durden.

You are so sigma like Patrick Bateman

by Patbatemanlover69 September 14, 2022

Rizzing The Sigma

When you watch too many brainrot TikToks and attempt to have sex. (And obviously fail.)

Little Timmy was really rizzing the sigma with that girl last night.

by UraniumIsTastyAF July 19, 2024

Ohio Sigma Rizzler Gang

The Ohio Sigma Rizzler Gang is a gang that was founded in Ohio in the year 1812; they were the first Sigmas to ever attend Mogwarts and they were very popular for their rizz, They were also the only widely known group who could speak ancient Ohio

The Ohio Sigma Rizzler Gang was one of the most powerful gangs ever to exist

by The Ancient Sigma Rizzler April 9, 2024

Skibidary Sigmaness

Skibidary Sigmaness a.k.a. Skibidarian or Skibidic Sigmaness is a thing done to your gyathea (the area in the end of your ass) The doctor smashes a male and a female gyathea to each other. It continues until some fanumary glands merge and produce fanumtax. The male fanum-loving cell type called the cuchuruse and the female fanum-loving cell clohquqh hit each other and make a weird chemical reaction. It makes the gyathea and the ass become fatter and it has more air. The radioactive yimmium is also used to make it fatter.

Another fact: did you know that skibidary sigmaness can only happen in a time called rizzaelitysis when rizz cells have a bright light coming from them. This is often between ages 8-110 and most people die during this period.

by Balixhium_ingot December 18, 2023