shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 20, 2013

shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.

I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.

by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 07, 2017

Rush Shitty

Another name for Rush City. A shitty town in Minnesota thats about an hour north of the twin cities.

Dude she's so trashy
What do you expect she's from rush shitty

by XratedJerry July 18, 2021

Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole

Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw

by Yo son May 10, 2021

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places

“Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”

by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015