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Shopping angel 

Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!
Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.
Shopping angel by Long Johns February 28, 2012
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Shopping Trolley

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.
"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."

shopping at the versace store 

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.
Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.

skipping breakfast 

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours
My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.
skipping breakfast by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

slipping dog kisses 

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.
Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

slipping dog 

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.
Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.
slipping dog by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014

Shopping Under the Influence 

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.