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Shaned

1. To be marooned by a bisexual.
2. To become a wannabe hacker.
1. Dude...You just got shaned by that noob!
2. Ever since he stole that guys myspace, he's shaned.
by Deyphid R. Odriques June 30, 2008
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Shawed-off Sotgun

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.
imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!
by logwash December 9, 2008
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heart shaped hiney

The hind end of a fat chick, and we're talking about a REALLY fat chick, one that when she wears pants you can tell the year the quarter in her pocket was made
The robust bus lady bent over exposing her heart shaped hiney to which all the men vomited up their lunch that was prepared by twelve spanish penguins selling deoderant door to door
by Nick Turner September 10, 2006
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shakedown street

any street corner, alley, or cul de sac in which at any one time, numberous dopeboys are servin' up a wide array of desirable drugs.
ey dog, we gotta ride up on shakedown street, get three in the key and post up homey.
by eboy May 30, 2006
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clean-shaven

What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"

A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."

"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
by sightsinsights April 23, 2018
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No Shave November

no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.
My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.
by PaulettaRoberta November 3, 2013
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Eagle Scout Project:

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."

A user said this is hateful: "on behalf of the Boy Scouts of America and those who hold the honor of being called an Eagle Scout.....this is a disgrace....if only America was coming back to the values scoutng never left..."
LOL, let's face it. This definition is to precious to lose. Everyone who wants to save a definition add it here!
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