Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

sponchyunk

to write a poem for a person you hate then give it to them

i shalt not sponchyunk for you

by z4nky69 June 5, 2025

Sponch

The act of vaping.

Want to go Sponch?

by Mysticuser June 11, 2025

Scotch tape

To fuck someone raw with no consent then to fuck then again when there sleeping

I just scotch taped your mother and she loved it

by delilahxs June 15, 2025

Scouch

Scouch is what you call the homie.

“Ayo scouch let’s go to the mall”

by lilscorch69 August 11, 2025

SCONTCH

A youthful target audience who is excited about a new bands performance audience. Scontch.
"Dang, you really liked the Chappell Roan scontches speech".

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by anonymous September 6, 2025

Wall Sconced

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.

-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!

by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010