Homemade Scotch Egg

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.

Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....

by DJhero January 25, 2011

Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

Thot Scotch

A thots version of the popular childhood game Hop Scotch.
Consists of a male/female hopping from nigga to nigga to nigga, or bitch to bitch to bitch.

"She was just will Darnell last week, now she with Erick?"
"Girl yes, she's playing Thot Scotch."

by Ebonirockz February 3, 2018

Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.

“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”

by MarinelliBomb March 3, 2019

Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.

If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.

by skizzle15 September 19, 2009

Scratch your pussy

Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina.

"I'm gonna Scratch your pussy until you come all over my fingers."

by Steve Santa September 26, 2005