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Spring-Smith

Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "
by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007
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Spring thaw

When you put ice cubes inside your partners orafice (anus or vagina) and pee inside of it to thaw the ice.
Dude I totally spring thawed that guy I met on Grindr last night.
by Reincarnatedsloth July 23, 2017
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cold spring harbor

A hamlet within Huntington Township on Long Island. It is known for a wealthy and snobby populace, few of whom are smart enough to tie their own $120 sneakers. Good people in this part of town are scarce, as the majority of them have money on account of inheritance or sheer ruthlessness. The offspring of these individuals, therefore, usually turn out very spoiled, selfish, and incompetant. Everyone's kids go off to good colleges because their parents have lots of money and connections. Cold Spring Harbor High School takes pride in its accademic reputation, though very little actually learning occurs within the classrooms. During the 1800s, Cold Spring Harbor was a prosperous whaling and trading port. These days, its commerce consists largely of small shops geared towards upperclass middle aged people. The rates of violent crime are low, but the area has a severe drug problem, with increasing numbers of teenage drug addicts.
Cold Spring Harbor isn't as grand as it sounds.
by Joey Pitchfork July 25, 2006
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Silver Spring

A city in Maryland, bordering the District of Columbia. It is basically a place where you can meet your friends and maybe grab some food from Chipotle or Noodles & Company before you do something interesting...SOMEWHERE ELSE.
K: Hey, I'm on my way from Takoma Park.
A: I'm in Wheaton on the train.
K: Wanna meet in Silver Spring for food before going to the ____ in ____?
A: Sure! I'll be there in a few.
by yourenemysenemy January 25, 2009
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Spring Broke

1. A lame spring break because one cannot afford to travel anywhere interesting.

2. A disfunctional, ruined, and thus "broken" spring break.
No classes, but this week looks more like spring broke than spring break.
by AmymoneMonymay March 13, 2009
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Spring Ass

The very begging of spring, its finally starting to get warm out, and the layers come off. Girls no longer cover their ass.
Hey Joe, there's a spring ass! That is the first of the season.
by The_Bitch_13 April 13, 2011
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