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Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021
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Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021
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stephanie sanchez

Stephanie Sanchez when someone really loves an oiram
Damn it Stephanie Sanchez really loves oiram R Gonzales
by Milli21 January 11, 2025
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Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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Sanchez Rule

Sanchez rule.

Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.

Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
by butters159 June 16, 2016
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Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle
My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.
by zombiacademy May 26, 2018
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