Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 09, 2022
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
by ghfyb1234 February 09, 2022
Littlest bitchy boi
Hate him
Very gay
Dumb
Short
Doesnt kiss the homies goodnight
Favorite meme is John Cena
Hate him
Very gay
Dumb
Short
Doesnt kiss the homies goodnight
Favorite meme is John Cena
by Caramel Torres November 30, 2019
The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked
by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024
“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
by Let me suck you're cock! June 16, 2015
actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
by RubberDuckie17 January 21, 2019