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sails and cervix 

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.
When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
sails and cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Sailposting 

The act of making a sentence and finishing it with a word that rhymes with "Sail." It became a trend in the unofficial lyric video for the song "Sail" by Awolnation.
Sailposting is good
Sailposting by Ubeenbamboozledson October 9, 2023
sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.
Sailing by TheValGal November 12, 2023
Sailem. An absolute Pookie princess of a person. Sailem is often compared as a shape-shifting lizard, the Church fears them. Somehow one of the hottest people alive, an absolute smash...yet somehow still a humongous virgin.
1: Is Sailem okay? They seem lost in space.
2: yeah. They're planning on singlehandedly dismantling the government. Usual Sailem stuff
Sailem by B.rabbitttttttttt December 25, 2023
saile or elias backwards means a friend who is always capable to make you smile. he is attentive and sweet and appears so physically as well ! he will listen to your yaps and remember small details that you yourself probably dont recall saying. he is amazing all the way and the textbook definition of kindness. (he can also be blunt and will stand up for his friends if ever needed. just an overall awesome unit of a guy)
wow ! saile is going crazy on that epic game of chess ! what a great dude
saile by nyoombabie December 30, 2023

Sailorke 

even more sexxzy mutthafucka then a jorgo. casual belgian.
wanna be like a Sailorke
Sailorke by Sailorke January 10, 2024