Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.

"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."

by xJTxx April 21, 2023

Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

cuddle surfing

Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.

Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'

by Zhiyong Gao January 14, 2020

Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman

My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing

by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017

Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021