universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

by Urban Misanthrope June 6, 2011

geo-surfing

traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.

Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.

by Shaniqua Walters May 16, 2008

Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman

My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing

by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017

cuddle surfing

Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.

Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'

by Zhiyong Gao January 14, 2020

Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021