Spooger

Someone who cranks it at an unhealthy amount of times a day because they can't get the real thing

That guy Marco De Paulo is the biggest spooger I know

by Spooge scientist March 7, 2023

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023

Sprooged

Did someone over. Outmaneuvered.

He completely sprooged us in that meeting, and you let us get walked on.

by Retep Johnson May 18, 2023

Sploogh

When the moon shines in a certain spot in the world

It’s sploogh day!!!

by Dapoggster May 22, 2023

Spooge

Gross liquids- examples include the guts inside a raw turkey or chicken, liquid from a really snotty sneeze, runny dirty liquids found in a moldy area of a bathroom or laundry room.

That spooge is from my dog.
I won’t touch that spooge.

by anonymous November 18, 2023

Splooped

A lesser form of burnout

The human equivalent of a melting ice cream cone

“I’m so splooped after today, I just wanna collapse into my bed”

by RandomnesssE November 21, 2023

Splonge

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"

"Wow this food is so Splonge!"

by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023