a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
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Get the Uncle Spank mug.A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
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A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
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Get the Rank spank mug.The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
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Get the Spanked into oblivion mug.Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
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