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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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a ross thomas tale

A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.

Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
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Ross MacDonald

Ross macdonald, often referred to as the Jesus of 1975 is part of a small, underground scremo band featuring other members such as the wildly hated Matty Healy, practically bald George Daniel and the often forgotten about Adam Hann. They have been together way too long but on the bright side they are only one more podcast away from being permanently cancelled. Ross and the slim chance that his man bun will be down is the only reason to buy the 1975 concert tickets.
Dominic: Is that Adam Hann?

You: who’s- ? Oh. No. That one’s ross macdonald
by Yargonthedestroyer1942 October 17, 2023
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Rickey Ross

A "Rickey Ross" is a sexual act where where one or more participant(s) defecates in the hair of another participant.

The person who has feces in their hair is now given a noogie to spread it around.
Oh man, I totally rickey rossed that dumb ho. And she likes it!
by MrRoss January 20, 2009
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Ross

Ross should work for the hse! He thinks everyone has covid even when they don’t they are just sick! It’s really annoying. Ross does be moving mad thinking everyone has covid. Antigen tests do not work in the eyes of a ross
Me: I’m sick Ross: you have covid your so selfish your a spreader blah fucking blah me: ross would you ever fuck off !
by From ciara November 23, 2021
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Ross

by bob3211 September 17, 2022
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Rossing

When a married man stops mid-conversation to check out an attractive girl as she walks past. And then follows with, 'what were we talking about again?'
Kelvin: Dude are you Rossing again?

Tom: ... *awkward silence*
by Luminous Nose August 28, 2013
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