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Resting Dick Bulge

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid
Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?
by Elbowgrease2 November 22, 2022
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Restarts

Term used to describe a low skill IT support professional that doesn’t actually know how to fix device issues so just restarts the machine knowing it resets everything and at least works around the problem. ‘Restarts’ are typically low motivation, neurotic individuals, yet over their career amazingly can weasel their way to senior technology leadership positions (typically in academia).
Student 1: Hey buddy, you struggling with that pc again? why don’t you call support?

Student 2: Yeah, it’s hanging and crashing a lot, but you know they’ll just send one of their Restarts to look at it. Waste of time!

Student 3: hey, I heard they just promoted ‘the’ original Restart to Head of Technology now - can you believe it!

Student 1: oh what! come on, how? He couldn’t even fix a printer paper jam once…he got his balls caught in the output tray and split his scrotum.
by CrubClub May 17, 2023
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Resting Whore Face

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face. While RBF deters the onlooker, RWF actually invites them in. Usually an individual with Resting Whore Face has an inviting and seductive glare and pouty lips.

Some people naturally have RWF while others try very hard to achieve this facial expression.
That model has such a Resting Whore Face, I wanna make out with them!
by ara_eek May 22, 2023
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Restless

Restless - there's too many people
I just don't want to meet
Getting reckless - there's a headless shuffle
Going on down the street
I been thinking, hey, and it's bringing me down
And I'm sinking, I been going under
And I don't wanna drown
But all those popeyes eating cookies seem to do alright
When you see them in the movies
Such a beautiful sight
If you meet them on the street
They're gonna give you a fright
They'll scare the shit right out of you
And make you stay awake all night
Restless - there's too many things
That I just don't want to know
Kind of breathless - sick of running
When there's no place to go
Got a notion - hey, ain't got a penny to my name
No emotion - I never had a woman
Who didn't drive me insane
But all those cacky eyed Lolitas seem to do ok
When you see them in the movies
Always good for a lay
If you meet them on the streets
They're gonna make you pay
Restless - so many places I just gotta see
Getting legless - ain't going nowhere
And it's worrying me
So bad - hey, I just can't get away
So sad - if I don't get to move you
So sad - I'll be wasting my days
All those groovies in the movies
Seem to do just fine
When you see them on the screen
They always shoot you a line
When you meet them in the flesh
It's just a waste of time
by Death Menace September 4, 2023
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Restaurant Eater

A person who prefers to eat many sides with their meals even at home like a restaurant. Will not eat a dish by itself.
Cheyenne is a restaurant eater, she wants olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts with her pizza.
by Michelen Man November 8, 2023
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Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.
by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010
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email restaurant

A restaurant so good you have to E-mail your friends about it.
"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"
by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013
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