Redneck Tantrum

A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.

Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?

Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

The Redneck Chariot

A name given to a Toyota Tundra driven by famous country boy Mr. Speer. The Redneck Chariot has been known to kick up some dirt while also carrying it’s fair share of the ladies. Speer quotes the truck as being “indestructible” and “A lady magnet”. The truck was on the front page of Forbes magazine in 2015 as being “The perfect truck”. The Redneck Chariot is almost considered an “urban legend” amongst the people of Alabama because of its elusiveness and ability to off-road. In some ways the truck almost has a mind and soul of its own.

The Redneck Chariot will take you anywhere at anytime, because it is the true perfect truck.

by Rambo1782 January 6, 2023

Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.

Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!

by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020

Greenlandic Redneck

Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.

Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq

by B1I6T9C3H January 11, 2021