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Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'

Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.

^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'

LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'

Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.

(Actual conversation)
by LalaLollypop November 11, 2008
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a stranger. something unfamiliar
so where did you meet this random?
by ryen March 11, 2003
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a person you do not know and have never known who still talks to you
Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock

John:nope

Random:k thankyou anyway

Craig:dude who was that?

John:just sum random
by Z Random December 28, 2007
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1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.

**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.

Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .

Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?

Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
by Elated Discord February 11, 2008
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Radman

Radman is a boy with no penis. He is very salty. His favorite phrase is " I don't care" and "Cut it Off "or His favorite burns are "Your mom" and " Shut up".
Radman had a bag of salty for breakfast.
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When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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Maryland Radon Mitigation Remediation

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Baltimore Radon Remediation. MD Radon Mitigation. Maryland Radon Mitigation Remediation
by Maryland Radon Mitigation December 18, 2009
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