Roger

(also stylized as 'Rodger'.) is my pet snake. he is cute. he is friendly. rodger does not bite.

let's go play with roger!

by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025

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Get the Rogermug.

Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.

hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.

by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

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Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.

Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?

by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021

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