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reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ
random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit
by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021
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your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.
Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready
by brapgrim October 11, 2008
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my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse
Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"
by Drowy757 November 13, 2010
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not ready

When you are either

a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3
a:guy:lets do it

girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser

nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf

friend:then ur not ready to have a bf
by Carly Hemsworth September 14, 2012
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The Baby Mind Reader

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
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Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008
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She Ready

she prepared to get pounded

she willing to get fucked

she is completely in condition to fornicate.
by Preme-Oh August 11, 2012
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