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[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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