party position

Submission. Fetal position. Used by GLaDOS in a patch for Portal.

GLaDOS: assume the party position.
You: I will not take this lying down!

by PortalGirl April 14, 2011

Mercenary (Sex Position)

Gay missionary.

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.

by MercenaryLover69 August 22, 2023

Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.

Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 14, 2022

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd April 10, 2012

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018

Positivity Plunger

The subconscious tool you pull out when your life starts to stink. Flush the negative thoughts & plunge POSITIVE thoughts!

My furless cat smells like crusty, rotten cheese! After the POSITIVITY PLUNGER “My furless cat has a VIBRANT FRAGRANCE of Gouda! I LOVE cheese!”

by Tiki tiki doo doo September 15, 2020

Well positively ace

A word used to describe something that is AMAZING

charles thought snappy was well positively ace!!!!!!

by snappy June 11, 2019