Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

pirate neutral

When you offset the act of downloading a copyrighted movie by checking with a friend to see if they have either seen it at the theatre or bought it on DVD.

Pauline had already seen "Star Wars - Episode 19" in a theatre, so Barney was pirate neutral when he downloaded it from one of the Torrent sites.

by Wonfuji January 29, 2009

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

rim pirate

someone who enjoys rimming anus so much that he even does it sometimes without permission.

John is such a rim pirate, he wouldn't stop eating my asshole even after I told him not to.

by Percybspencer July 25, 2020

thot pirate

one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.

"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"

by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018

pixel pirate

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt that sits on runescape all day and drinks pepsi all day

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt

by urtis July 21, 2016

Wall pirate

Someone who reposts continually on facebook such that it fills your wall or dominates the posts on your wall.

I wish Alyssa would stop reposting all those stories on Facebook most of what's on my wall is from her, she is becoming a wall pirate.

by kudachip February 26, 2017