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Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.
All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.
by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011
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Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009
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post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008
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pirate neutral

When you offset the act of downloading a copyrighted movie by checking with a friend to see if they have either seen it at the theatre or bought it on DVD.
Pauline had already seen "Star Wars - Episode 19" in a theatre, so Barney was pirate neutral when he downloaded it from one of the Torrent sites.
by Wonfuji January 29, 2009
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rim pirate

someone who enjoys rimming anus so much that he even does it sometimes without permission.
John is such a rim pirate, he wouldn't stop eating my asshole even after I told him not to.
by Percybspencer July 25, 2020
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relaxin pirate

1. one who chills so hard they hustle chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be

This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes" Cant you see that its just raining/Aint no need to go outside.../Song is meant to keep ya/From doing what your supposed to/Like waking up too early/Maybe we can sleep in/Ill make you banana pancakes/Pretend like its the weekend now/And we could pretend it all the time/Lady lady love me/Cause I love to lay here lazy/We could close the curtains/Pretend like there's no world outside/And we could pretend it all the time/The telephone is singing/Ringing its too early/Don't pick it up/Just so easy/When the whole world fits inside of your arms/Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
true relaxin pirate
by exchillalibur October 24, 2013
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pirate bobbb

A robot made by reman in 2019, people love him for some reason, friends with everyone in his discord chat except pain who wants to fuck him
your my idol pirate bobbb - sponix
why - pirate bobbb
Idk - sponix
by Pirate bobbb May 22, 2020
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