Bean pasta

bean in pasta haha funny

I ate bean pasta

by soupitysoup September 9, 2022

Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022

Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud

Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"

by swisscheese222 November 12, 2022

copy pasterino

Stupid thing "Arcane *LoLpr0n.se" once said.

Arcane *LoLpr0n.se: Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story..

by bundlie March 7, 2023

weed pasta

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

cheesey pasta

The best pasta in the world made by kraft.

Friend 1 “i dont like cheesey pasta”
Friend 2 “kill yourself you little fucking tramp”

by Shibbleton July 18, 2023