Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.

Parker is remarkable

by Ali(3) July 8, 2022

Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.

Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!

by Donald1 September 28, 2018

Parker

He makes trashy youtube videos, SUB BTW

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yes no maybe probably not Parker sucks btw but sub plz yer boi needs it

by JaKiT0 not jakito January 5, 2020

Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

parker sweetin

parker sweetin is a young king he will always hang around for the ones he loves but if u a hoe than he will leave u like his father

one guy: hey who is that!
other guy: that’s parker sweetin he really cool n’shit
parker sweetin: yessir this shit bussin bussin 🥱
the guys: damn he cool 😎

by psweetin3 March 19, 2021