He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)
by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug. Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
Get the Jord Parkermug. the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.
by Dicysoy September 19, 2023
Get the joanne parkermug. Parker is a very interesting little dude, you often meet him at a church. He will always be a year younger then you but he is still very attractive. He loves his sketchers more then his family and he likes to hide behind things.
by silly vlogs May 11, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
by LoveYouPikachu October 1, 2015
Get the jerry lee parkermug. 
Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit
by Dequavis kush April 15, 2019
Get the Parkermug.