Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Brent Hubbs February 14, 2008
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To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
"The fire department couldn't save the orphanage, because somebody decided to bro park in front of the only fire hydrant"
by brownnipples February 10, 2009
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by Ardi4Life October 29, 2009
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oakvillian 1: hey bob wanna go to shell?
oakvillian 2: yeah ill bring my camera, you bring the skaters
oakvillian 3: summer rocks at shell park ! woot woot fist pump **
oakvillian 2: yeah ill bring my camera, you bring the skaters
oakvillian 3: summer rocks at shell park ! woot woot fist pump **
by blakelocklegacy March 10, 2011
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Kid: i’m going out with my friends
Mom: where?
kid: oh just frick park!
Mom: ok but no weed!
kid: ok mom! (then goes to frick park with friends to get high)
Kid: i’m going out with my friends
Mom: where?
kid: oh just frick park!
Mom: ok but no weed!
kid: ok mom! (then goes to frick park with friends to get high)
by mary20122012 May 17, 2018
Get the frick park mug.A place where one goes to get anal or vaginal penetration in a non consensual manner. One can expect violent as well as extreme anal hemorrhaging, as well as vaginal blisters(for men it is within the urethra)or most it is a place one would usually associate with discomfort and distress/displeasure, but for a handful it is the place of hopes and dreams.
Hayden Tsoi: wanna come down to my crib, the Hayden Park Hiram
My nigga Rocky: nah my nigga I'm good
Hayden Tsoi: are you sure? I'm sure you will have a good time
My nigga Rocky: nah nigga thats the place where people go to get that next cock and ball torture n shit
My nigga Rocky: nah my nigga I'm good
Hayden Tsoi: are you sure? I'm sure you will have a good time
My nigga Rocky: nah nigga thats the place where people go to get that next cock and ball torture n shit
by Swichtwarrior May 21, 2019
Get the Hayden Park Hiram mug.a park, "duh" which was designed as a terminus for the Benjamin Franklin Parkway. was found as a awsome a$$ place to skate(board) due to its curved steps.
the term free love park started when skateboarding was banned there for no reason at all.
the term free love park started when skateboarding was banned there for no reason at all.
by life2sk8ing March 6, 2008
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