is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.
by emily arsenault August 23, 2007
by shellzrawr September 08, 2010
Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.
My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.
by James LeBlanc March 15, 2007
1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
by Thepeezy September 21, 2014
by Lana Banana June 09, 2005
Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
by TheMajorAndSacha December 14, 2007
A synonymn for a boner or male erection.
by Buckojeff September 14, 2009