casino pants

Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.

My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.

by James LeBlanc March 15, 2007

Bring Pants

A phrase that you say when your little brother has pissed himself at the park.

(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants

by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008

No Pants Wonderday

The day that most call Thursday...

"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"

by charlierocksursocks September 22, 2006

battle pants

Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.

Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."

by TheMajorAndSacha January 5, 2008

Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010