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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
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laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013
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cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
by Sea Dot January 22, 2014
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briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.
Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!
by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017
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Fat Parts Skinny Parts

“Do you like winning?” - Daniel Hunt
“Yes.” - Every human being
“Then you should play Fat Parts Skinny Parts, it’s the game where everyone wins.” - Daniel Hunt
by HunkOCheese January 11, 2018
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Tender Parts

Fatty area in between your armpit and body, commonly seen on adolescent Jewish males
"Ow you hit my Tender Parts kitty"- Robby 2018
by Dont_Say_No-Homo June 29, 2018
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Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.
Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!
by Milkes November 18, 2018
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