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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
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korean oven

When you fart in a kia with the windows rolled up.
When my asshole boss carpools with me, I always lock the windows and subject him to the korean oven.
by Jessejayms March 13, 2014
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Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.
"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."
by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018
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Dutch Oven

When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.
In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!
by BJneedz August 5, 2022
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bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.
The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.
by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020
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dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
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Dutch oven train

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
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