White Office Bitch (WOB)

A professional, working office woman with a stern and frequently bitchy attitude. She isn't afraid to use business processes and policies to get the job done.

Stand up participant 1: "How did you go with the contract negotiation?"
Stand up participant 2: "Oh, I got what I needed -- I channeled my inner White Office Bitch (WOB)"

by WhiteOfficeBitch January 7, 2020

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

Front Office Faded (FOF)

When you are an Investment Banker on Wall Street and go to a club/bar with the intention of getting hammered after a long week of work.

Paul: "Are you going to the club later?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I'm gonna get Front Office Faded (FOF)"
Paul: "Wow, Jeremy is so cool because he is in the Front Office of a major financial institution , and is about to go to a club"

by BulgeBracketBanka February 22, 2018

just another day at the office

Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".

Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.

by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020

safety patrol officer

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.

"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."

by Blubrrr April 20, 2007

VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer

A person who feels the need to correct every wrong word you say including pronunciation

my wife could get a job as a VCO Vocabulary Corrections Officer

by revdog February 1, 2009

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004