Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

Out of Office Mentality

Applicable for people who do not answer your requests for contact by email, telephone, mail or any other form of communication.

Person 1: Did you speak to Marc yesterday?
Person 2: No dude, he has such an Out of Office Mentality lately. He doesn't respond to anything!

by MJOWIJCHEN November 28, 2011

High Ranking Official

Someone from an organization who tries to get shit done will pull out the High Ranking Official card on underperforming clients in order to accomplish a task.

Mr. Jacobs but is also known as the High Ranking Official around here, as he is our go to if a carrier is dragging their feet on getting EDI files from testing into production.

by MrDonaldJTrump July 25, 2018

just another day at the office

Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".

Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.

by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020

police officer

1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid

I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.

Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.

by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011

office fairy

for a definition of this word,
please see ass kisser

a suck up with feminin qualities
Someone who was ignored most of his life.
So, you give him a little authority and it goes to his head.
Most of what he has accomplished, he has done so by making
himself look like the golden child, and others look stupid.
He has done this by acting like a friend, and then
airing all their dirt to the boss, making the office
fairy look grandeous. In reality, he is a snake.
If you wanna ruffle his feathers, bring something to his
attention he did wrong
NOT HIM = = NOT THE OFFICE FAIRY/ GOODY GOODY DO-GOODER!!

Also, if you are a female, and you kiss his ass, you don't
even have to do a good job, and he will put in a good word
for you just for being the office fairy's "ego-booster"

this includes batting your eyes, smiling at him, telling him how great he is.

by TinaBeany May 9, 2008

The Office

An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais

'When i get home im gona watch the office'

by thedudeofkl May 9, 2005