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Noble Idiot

The one who even after someone cheats on them several times makes fun of them behind their back, and gets their heart broken too many times to count. Will still be at the door with flowers.
Guy1: I banged Tammy
Guy2: Dude, she has a boyfriend
Guy:1 Really? I'm not the only one who banged her, she was pretty hammered. What a noble idiot.
by Interdan March 5, 2009
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James Notley

He is unusually handsome and has a perfect body and a very large cock which makes girls wet at the site
(Girl) omg look at James Notley ugh I love him already
by Big Bert 1991 September 21, 2016
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Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock
Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill
by zadra January 26, 2005
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noslek

a person who is noslek can also be defined as pwnage or 1337 if you are noslek you are generally cool, good at games, and good at hacking.
"d00d, that was a noslek headshot"
by BruceSpringsteen June 10, 2006
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Noble County Rodeo

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.
by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007
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Noplegorph

Saying this word has the power to stop Chuck Norris's round house kick. However, it does not and never will stop his kick for you. For instance, if Chuck himself is in the motion of round housing kicking you, or is about/wants to and you speak of this word or even say it, it won't stop his kick. You may not or cannot say this word for future protection against a kick from him towards you. But, if you say the word it will stop Chuck Norris's kick.
Oh my God! Sebastien is going to round housed by CHUCK NORRIS!!!! NOPLEGORPH!!
Hey you know what guys?
What?
Noplegorph.
What the hell?
If Chuck Norris was doing a round house kick I had just stopped it...
by I am better than Chuck Norris! November 19, 2009
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noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.
Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood
by en la casa May 18, 2010
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